In all seriousness, this is a startling achievement for GPT-6 Astra. https://kenforthewin.github.io/blog/posts/llm-nethack-ascension/#run=astra-3&frame=0&turn=1

(This is GPT-6 Astra beating Nethack on its 3rd try. Nethack is the original roguelike and one of the most famously hard games of all time. I have played a lot, and I've never ascended)