# 除了我之外，大家都应该放缓人工智能的发展步伐

- 来源：Hacker News 热门（buzzing.cc 中文翻译）
- 作者：xena
- 发布时间：2026-09-13 10:05
- AIHOT 分数：17
- AIHOT 链接：https://aihot.news/items/cmtz6em7r0w0wroupc3l2ajzv
- 原文链接：https://xeiaso.net/notes/2026/everyone-slowdown-but-me

## AI 摘要

Techaro 的 Lygma AGI 实验室公开呼吁全球 AI 行业暂停所有前沿模型研发，以便自己追赶进度，并用 Intelliga 系列模型“主导世界”。该实验室称其目标是先造出 AGI，再让 AGI 解决如何给人加上猫耳，并邀请其他头部 AI 公司支持这一暂停。

## 正文

A cyberpunk city recreated through triangle primitives - Final Fantasy XIV screenshot passed through Primitive

The power of science is staggering! Every day we're making new advancements in the field of generative artificial intelligence via judicious application of large language model inference technology. However, as we approach the next critical threshold in capability, we must look forward to ensure that we're not inadvertently creating a bad user experience in the form of mass societal collapse due to our technology replacing organic contributions in the workplace.

As such, I am calling for the AI industry globally to pause all frontier model research and development. This will let Techaro's Lygma AGI lab catch up so we can dominate the world with our Intelliga series of models (where if you pay we remove the subliminal advertising that says being a catgirl is an ideal outcome).

We want to give people the ability to have cat ears and we believe that AGI is the only way to do it. Our plan is to invent artificial general intelligence and then ask it to figure out how to give people cat ears. I think that this is a flawless plan that has absolutely no downsides for anyone involved, and if we do this together, bro, we can absolutely make sure that AGI development happens at a pace that is easier to align with human oriented interests.

I also invite other leading AI companies to support this move, as it will ensure that AI remains a net force of good for the real thing that matters: the number of leading zeroes in Techaro's bank account. Don't believe the hype, the only thing that really matters is Techaro's FelonyBench score.

Hopefully by working together we can avoid an XK-class end of the world scenario caused by mankind's hubris; but at the very least we can ensure that we show pro-catgirl propaganda to everyone that really needs it. Hopefully we can make Mimi recursively self-improve in time for the global pause to end so Lygma is a competitive AGI lab.

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